Nobody hands you the source code for life.There’s no documentation.Half the functions are deprecated.And the main thread?Yeah, it’s blocking. But here’s the truth nobody tells you: Life is basically one giant debug session — and the faster you learn to treat it that way, the faster you start winning. Let’s break down the ultimate patch…
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This “Game” Habit Makes Leaders Unstoppable
Let’s be honest. When most people hear the word “game,” they think of wasted time, distractions, and procrastination. But what if I told you that the most powerful leaders in the world secretly run their lives like a game — and that’s exactly why they win? This one simple “game” habit doesn’t just improve performance.It…
When Deadlines Attack: LOL Fails
Deadlines don’t arrive politely.They don’t send reminders.They don’t care about your feelings. They ambush you like a boss fight you never prepared for. Welcome to the funniest collection of what happens when deadlines stop being annoying… and become personal. 1. “I Have Plenty of Time” — The Famous Last Words Week 1:“Yeah, this’ll take an…
I Fixed My Sprint With Chocolate?!
It started like any normal sprint. Standups full of lies.Backlog full of hope.Jira full of dreams that would never see production. And me — one broken developer, one broken feature, one broken soul. Then…I ate chocolate. What happened next shocked my whole engineering department. Hour 1: Despair The sprint was on fire. I stared at…
Dogs vs. Interns: The Ultimate Coding Showdown!
Every tech office eventually faces a terrifying, world-shaking question: Who would write cleaner, faster, more reliable code — a team of interns or a team of dogs? At first, the answer seems obvious.But after observing both species in their natural habitat (open-space офис под кофе и дедлайнами), the truth becomes much more chaotic. Welcome to…
Dev Excuses So Wild They Compile Themselves
Developers are brilliant.Developers are creative.Developers ship entire worlds made of code. But they also possess a supernatural gift:the ability to generate excuses so absurd, so chaotic, so galaxy-brained… that they practically compile on their own. Today we dive into the mind of a developer cornered by bugs, deadlines, PMs, and the occasional “Why is production…
When Coffee Takes Charge of the Office!
Every office has a boss.But not everyone realizes who the real one is. Spoiler:It’s not the CEO.It’s not the HR director.It’s definitely not the guy who keeps sending “quick sync?” messages. It’s coffee.The silent, mighty, caffeine-powered dictator that actually runs the workplace. Welcome to the day the coffee machine officially took command — and everyone…
“If You Can Raid, You Can Lead”: Why Gamers Make the Best Leaders in Real Life
In the world of business and management, people love to complicate leadership. They create frameworks, invent new buzzwords, and write endless books. But the truth is much simpler — if you can raid, you can lead. Yes, really. Anyone who has ever tried organizing a 25-man raid at 2 AM already knows more about leadership…
Survive Any Meeting in 90 Seconds
Meetings are like boss fights:You could win…Or you could spend 40 minutes listening to someone read a slide you already saw in the email.But with the right strategy, you can survive any meeting in just 90 seconds — mentally, emotionally, and professionally. Here’s your rapid-fire survival playbook. 1. First 30 Seconds: Scan the Room Like…
Deploying on Friday? Don’t.
There are two kinds of developers in this world:1️⃣ Those who’ve deployed on Friday.2️⃣ Those who will never do it again. If you’re still considering pushing that “tiny” hotfix at 5:47 PM on a Friday, let’s pause for a moment… breathe… and walk through why this is basically the tech equivalent of summoning a digital…
These Office Pets Earn More Than Us?!
Вы когда-нибудь задумывались, почему у офисных питомцев жизнь лучше, чем у нас? Они приходят на работу без дедлайнов, получают внимание, лайки в корпоративном чате, а иногда даже… зарплату. Да-да, некоторые компании реально включают животных в штат, и кажется, что эти пушистые коллеги скоро начнут зарабатывать больше, чем мы. Добро пожаловать в мир офисных котов, собак…
A Dev’s Day: Coffee, Commits & Controlled Chaos
Если вы думаете, что рабочий день разработчика — это сидение в тишине, медитативное написание идеального кода и редкие бибикания Slack — вы сейчас очень громко смеётесь в параллельной реальности. Потому что в реальном мире девелопера день выглядит так: кофе, коммиты и контролируемый хаос, который на самом деле никто не контролирует. Добро пожаловать в закулисье IT…