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You Won’t Believe My Cat’s Scrum Skills!

Forget about certifications and fancy agile training—apparently, all you really need is a fluffy tail and a knack for snacks. Meet Whiskers, the cat who somehow turned into the most dedicated Scrum Master in the house.


1. Daily Standups on the Dot

Every morning, Whiskers gathers the team (a.k.a. me and my laptop) for a strict standup. His agenda? Food, warm keyboard access, and a solid plan for the day. The tail flick is non-negotiable—if you go over time, you’ll know it.


2. Sprint Planning = Laptop Sitting

Why bother with sticky notes when you can sprawl across the keyboard? Whiskers has mastered the art of backlog grooming by randomly deleting tasks and “accidentally” sending half-finished Slack messages.


3. Retrospectives with Naps

After a long sprint, Whiskers takes time to reflect—usually curled up in a box. Lessons learned? Always prioritize comfort and snacks over scope creep.


4. Stakeholder Management via Meows

Hungry? Want attention? Need something done? Whiskers knows how to get buy-in. With one perfectly timed meow, projects move forward faster than any Jira ticket ever could.


Final Thoughts

Sure, Whiskers may lack a Scrum certificate, but he embodies the agile spirit: adaptability, transparency, and delivering value (in the form of purrs). And honestly, who wouldn’t want a Scrum Master this adorable?

At Shavaleev Pro, we combine agile principles with real-world expertise in IT consulting, mobile app development, and Outsourced CTO services. While our Scrum Masters don’t nap on laptops, they do keep teams running smoothly—with fewer furballs.


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